Hidden Missives

The Three Sexiest Indian Men

In my humble opinion, of course. 

For your consideration, I present the following…

  • Why, you ask? Why do I join the mass hysteria that is SRK? 
    There is the huge personality factor. He’s unbelievably charming and sweet. He’s honest about the pride he feels in his success without seeming arrogant. He’s wise and intelligent. Clearly I could go on for a while…and need I mention those dimples.
  • He has completely ruined men for me. Thanks for that, SRK. Thanks a lot.

  • Purely superficial. I just enjoy looking at this man and he’s funny.

  • I’m bringing this one back as well…

  • Lastly, I have…
  • Ooof…unfh….whatever you want to call it.

  • Plus, I think he’s highly underrated as an actor. (Rajneeti anyone?)

Reasons to look forward to Patiala House

  • Akshay Kumar in a serious role (refer to shot below)
  • Rishi Kapoor!
  • Dimple Kapadia
  • If the trailer soundtrack was any indication, the music.
  • Cricket in the plot line.
  • Ooo, do I spy Akshay in an England jersey? Could that be the source of drama? *rubs hands together in gleeful anticipation*

  • Akshay Kumar in suit - ‘nuff said. You don’t believe me? Ok, here’s a picture.
  • And lastly but most importantly, NO KATRINA KAIF!